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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.老舅在阿迪达斯实体店买双鞋,800多回头在网上找一模一样的才400多。我老舅就又在网上买了双
,然后把实体店的退了,我跟老舅说,网上的是便宜可能是高仿的!我老舅说没事,我把网上买的
退给实体店了。。

2.老王好赌,在胸口纹了一个刺青,是扑克牌的四张A,自以为天下无敌,天天敞胸露怀上街晃荡。
一天在路上看见前面一人更牛,在脑袋上纹了个骰子,遂上去一拍肩膀:哥们你也喜欢赌啊?那人
一回头:阿弥陀佛…

3.问:我怎么找不到D盘在哪啊? 客服:请您打开“我的电脑”。
问:你的电脑我怎么能打开呢! 客服:请您打开您的电脑。
问:我电脑开着呢啊! 客服:请问您的桌面上都有什么?
答:有手机、水杯、半桶方便面!

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