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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.清洁女工去找银行行长谈话:您能把保险柜的钥匙给我么?行长:什么?。。。怎么能给你?。。。究竟为什么?女工:啊哈,每次打扫保险柜时我都要用大头针去弄开它,真是太麻烦了。。。
2.理发师:您的头发慢慢地变白了!顾客:以您的工作速度,这没什么好奇怪的!
3.警察对司机说:“您的车超载太多!我得拿走您的驾驶执照.”“这太好笑了,驾驶执照最多也不过50克。”

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