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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一天,我去银行开户,银行男营业员问我:是开卡还是开折? 我问他卡和折有什么区别吗? 他:那区别大啦,最起码手感就不一样!

2、朋友腿蹭破了结了个痂,他女友看见很好奇地碰了碰,问疼吗? 他说:“都结痂了,不疼啦。” 女友:“哦,不疼啊。”然后咔的一下把那块痂撕下来了。 朋友...

3、一天和一哥们去按摩,按到一半哥们说小妹儿:“你们这有特殊服务么?” 女孩羞羞答答的说:“只要你愿意,我们这什么服务都可以有。” 哥们说:“嗯好的,那你去帮我把停在外面的车洗了吧。”

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