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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 周末在家休息。家里只有一台电脑,当然是我霸占拉,哈哈!老公眼巴巴的看着我上,过了几个小时以后老公问我:“老婆你累不。”我头也没抬的说:“不累。”过了一会老公又突然问我:“老婆你想吃苹果不?”我窃喜。老公真关心我,于是我想也没想就说:“想吃。”老公:“那太好了,你去洗苹果吧,我来帮你玩会电脑。”

2. 上刚和老公嘿休完。洗完澡打算睡觉了。因为很困,和老公背对背睡的。过了一会便听到老公假装呜咽的声音:“你这个没有良心的,用完人家了,就把人家丢一边,我咋这么命苦呢?”我听完翻身把老公抱住了说“要不,老公,再来一次?”

3.记得自己和男友拍拖时,那时候两人在一起机会很少,偶尔有个周末,躲在桥下亲密一下,还总怕被人看见。一次,我们坐在河边看牛吃草,说了些隐晦的话。我说:唉,我这一片草,无人来遛鸟。他说:我这一只象,天天闷得慌,我说:不如,我们让大象来逛逛草地吧,他说:行啊,就怕逛了之后出不来,我说:那算了,我还是保护这唯一的一块草场吧,免得日后成了动物园。他也接着说:成了动物园倒不怕,就怕小动物最后都从动物园出生了….

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