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[短篇] 笑话二则

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笑话二则

1、        "普通青年: 爱一个人好难。 高富帅: 爱""一个人""好难。 屌丝: 爱一个""人""好难。 基友:爱一个人好“男”。"

2、        我从不抽烟,不喝酒,不乱跟女孩打情骂俏……我也是一个生活习惯好的男人,我晚上9点准时上床睡觉,早上6点准时起床,我性格好,文静,随和,非常听话。 ……十年后,一切都变了,因为我终于出狱了!
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