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笑话四则

万木霜天红烂漫,红脖怒气冲霄汉,雾满华府千楼暗,齐声唤,前头捉了奧黑炭。

选民大军入洛山,风烟滚滚来天半,拿起选票千百万,同心干,国会山下红旗乱。



是不是中国的建筑单位该去找下一任美国总统谈谈生意了,毕竟在墨西哥边境修墙这种

活,还是工程兔靠谱,指着美国工程队,总统卸任了都不一定能干完。



我FB首页上已经开始有加拿大的基佬同学“Any hot desperate American gay guy

wants to marry a cute Canadian for green card?"



妈妈:“丫头,今天想吃点儿啥?”

我兴冲冲的问:“都有啥?”

妈妈:“。。。啥也没有了,所以想客气下,等你说随便呢。。。”
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  • lyp1987 金币 -2 笑话无序号 2019-7-10 15:48

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