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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

  1、班上一女同学老是叫我学霸,我很烦恼,终于忍不住了,吼道:再叫我学霸我就叫你学妈。。。
  此时同学们各种嘲笑声,我拍桌大叫:你们都是莘莘学子。
  2、有一二货室友,人张得还不错,就是女人缘差了点。 今天我和他在回宿舍的路上迎面来了一女的。
  “嗨,帅哥” 本以为他春天来了,谁知道这货回了句:叫爹干啥!!!
  3、自习课上一哥们放了个巨响的屁,这货站起来就吼道:卧槽!谁放的屁这么响?
  这时他后边的哥们悠悠的来了一句::大哥你就别装了,我这都起风了。。。起风了!!!

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