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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、张叔叔来住了几天,临走时,掏出100元对侄子说:”这钱你留着零花吧。记住,钱要放好,丢了可就白送人了。”
侄子激动地说;“知道,傻瓜才把钱白送人”
叔叔想了想,说:“那你把钱给我吧。”

2、真真:“妈,咱家的女仆是夜光眼吧?”
妈妈:“你怎么知道的?”
真真:“昨晚在黑乎乎的厨房里,女仆对爸爸说:“你没刮胡子”。”

3、三八节,早上起床,女儿跑过来说:爸爸,节日快乐!
我大惊:你个小丫头片子,搞什么鬼?
女儿淡定地说:今天不是我俩过节吗?父女节呀!
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  • lyp1987 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2019-6-14 10:34

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哈哈,有点意思,和我经历重叠了

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