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[短篇] 笑话五则

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笑话五则

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两只小蜜蜂啊,飞在花丛中啊,飞得高的对飞得低的说

你个low bee


2.

从前有只麋鹿,它在森林里玩儿,不小心走丢了。于是它给它的好朋友长颈鹿打电话:“喂…我迷路啦。”

长颈鹿听见了回答说:“喂,我长颈鹿啦~"


3.

小明第一次坐飞机趴在窗口看着外面,兴奋地说:“妈妈,妈妈,飞机飞的真高,你看下面的人小的跟郭敬明一样!”

妈妈笑了笑说:“傻孩子,飞机还没起飞呢,那就是郭敬明。”


4.

牙签走在路上,看到刺猬了,甚至激动,跑过去说,

我终于等到公交车啦。


5.

有一天,有一根火柴棒走在路上,它心情很好,于是就唱起歌来:“火柴棒火柴棒火柴棒......”

这时候它路过一条河,河听到它唱就很不爽,所以就用水浇灭了火柴棒。

说:“哼,水才棒!”
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