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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 钱,让多少不相爱的人睡在了一起。
  2. 今天有人问我,情人节怎么过。我说:略过。
  3. 一句“不是本人”敷衍了多少人?

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我的家里,有个人很酷,180斤刀枪不入,她的大腿有一点粗,地震就是她在走路……
        老婆,老婆,我们去哪里呀,有你在就天不怕地不怕;宝贝,宝贝,我是你的大树,你太胖我真遮不住!
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男:喜欢养狗吗?
女:喜欢啊!
男:我家有只狗,我爸妈嫌弃他,所以我想送给你养。
女:哦,什么品种的?
男:我也不知道算什么品种,不过别人都叫他单身狗!

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