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[短篇] 医生看病的冷幽默

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医生看病的冷幽默

1、老王被自己养的狗咬伤了,打狂犬疫苗的时候问医生,狗是自己从小养到大的,为什么现在连主人都咬!
医生说:“以前它小,现在懂事了!”

2、一个朋友和人打架,一脚踹在了对方的屁股上,那个人直接没起来,去医院检查了,医生说肠子断了,屁被踹回去崩的。。。

3、不舒服去看医生,医生叫我张大嘴说:“啊~”,连做几遍后,他奋笔疾书写下了诊断书:睡眠不足,经常打呵欠。

4、学校体检上,一女医生看起来十分泼辣,果然我刚到她就对我喊:不给你点颜色瞧瞧,你还真不知道自己是色盲阿。。

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