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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、小公鸡和它的朋友说:“我向我喜欢的小母鸡表白,好像成功了。”

“哦?恭喜!你是怎样表白的?”

“我说我喜欢你,你给我生孩子吧。”

“够直接,那它怎么回答的呢?”

“它说,我给你生个卵!”

2、一辆宝马车因为司机在车里捡掉落的手机而冲入湖中,结果撞死了一条鱼。。。

这条鱼怎么也没想到会在水里被车撞死。

3、男女不平等的根源:一年之内一个女人只能怀一个男人的孩子,而一个男人却可以让无数个女人怀孕。因此,本人认为,TT的出现,为男女平等作出了不可磨灭的贡献!

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